Do you know what you don’t want to hear? A sound that can really ruin your drive home on a Friday evening. You know what would just make your long tired day from dreams of flopping on the couch and catching up on DVR to minor emergency status? The sounds of your toddler barfing not once, not twice, but three times all over herself, her carseat, and your car.
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